When I was younger, around 12 years old, I had the biggest crush on my best friends’ neighbor. Whenever we had a sleepover I made sure I went to her house, that way I could see him. Well one afternoon we decided to go long boarding, but before we left I decided to chug about five Capri-suns…. Worst decision I have ever made. Once we were off on our boards we decided to go by his house, you know, so we can look cool. To our amazement, he was outside shooting some hoops. As we passed him he turned around a look right at me. That’s when it happened. Vomit. Vomit everywhere. I had puked all over my clothes and the long board. He was so disgusted he went inside. I have not stepped foot in the neighborhood since then.

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